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Highest Crime Rates: 361st Most Armed: 484th Rudest Citizens: 631st
The Federal Republic of
Anarchy
Memes Make Might.
Influence
Hermit
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Corrupted

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Proctopeo

Population5.576 billion

CapitalMemetropolis
LeaderMeme President

Currencybmpcoin
Animalmeme frog

The Federal Republic of Proctopeo is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Meme President with a fair hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 5.576 billion Proctopeoans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Memetropolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Proctopeoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,112 trillion bmpcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 199,554 bmpcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving, customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high, new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps, and competing private ambulances racing to be the first to traffic accidents are a major cause of road accidents. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Proctopeo's national animal is the meme frog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Proctopeo is ranked 169,948th in the world and 1st in Know Your Region for Most Pacifist, with 4.58 Cheeks Turned Per Day.

Top
1%
Highest Crime Rates: 361stMost Armed: 484thRudest Citizens: 631stFattest Citizens: 800thMost Rebellious Youth: 957thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 972ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,152ndMost Avoided: 1,249thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,378thTop
5%
Highest Disposable Incomes: 1,778thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,779thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,837thLargest Retail Industry: 1,860thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,625thLargest Mining Sector: 2,669thHighest Drug Use: 2,726thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,739thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,230thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,758thMost Politically Free: 4,365thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,614thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,756thMost Cultured: 4,954thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,475thHighest Average Incomes: 5,739thMost Inclusive: 5,753rdNudest: 7,482ndSmartest Citizens: 7,743rdTop
10%
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 9,184thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,036thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,687thMost Influential: 11,229thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,870thHighest Economic Output: 12,347thMost Efficient Economies: 12,950thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,960thMost Extreme: 13,940thMost Stationary: 14,748thMost Secular: 15,162ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16,802nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Proctopeo, competing private ambulances racing to be the first to traffic accidents are a major cause of road accidents.
  • : Following new legislation in Proctopeo, new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps.
  • : Following new legislation in Proctopeo, customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Proctopeo, grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving.
  • : Proctopeo was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : Proctopeo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Proctopeo altered its national flag.
  • : Following new legislation in Proctopeo, on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons.
  • : Following new legislation in Proctopeo, the latest "must-have" uPhone is 1/4 mm thinner than last year's uPhone.
  • : Following new legislation in Proctopeo, a murderous reputation can revitalise a flagging celebrity career.

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