by Max Barry

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Highest Crime Rates: 348th Most Armed: 455th Rudest Citizens: 558th
The Federal Republic of
Memes Make Might.
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Political Freedom

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Population4.777 billion

LeaderMeme President

Animalmeme frog

The Federal Republic of Proctopeo is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Meme President with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 4.777 billion Proctopeoans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Memetropolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Proctopeoan economy, worth 949 trillion bmpcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 198,820 bmpcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters, human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants, the population's jaw muscles put sharks to shame, and surfers ride tsunamis of record height and toxicity. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Proctopeo's national animal is the meme frog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Proctopeo is ranked 10,189th in the world and 1st in Know Your Region for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 24,790.61 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Highest Crime Rates: 348thMost Armed: 455thRudest Citizens: 558thFattest Citizens: 802ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 959thMost Rebellious Youth: 960thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,235thMost Avoided: 1,275thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,400thTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 1,819thLargest Retail Industry: 1,839thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,844thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,893rdHighest Drug Use: 2,540thLargest Mining Sector: 2,614thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,646thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,016thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,136thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,760thMost Politically Free: 4,304thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,504thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,805thMost Cultured: 5,008thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,428thHighest Average Incomes: 5,623rdMost Inclusive: 5,667thNudest: 6,989thSmartest Citizens: 7,654thTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 8,971stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,189thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,485thMost Influential: 11,364thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,541stHighest Poor Incomes: 12,378thMost Efficient Economies: 12,717thHighest Economic Output: 13,818thMost Secular: 14,651stMost Extreme: 14,686thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15,725th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Proctopeo voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Right to Self-defense".
  • : Proctopeo changed its national nation type to "Federal Republic".
  • : Proctopeo altered its national flag.
  • : Proctopeo was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Proctopeo was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Proctopeo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Proctopeo was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Proctopeo was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Proctopeo, surfers ride tsunamis of record height and toxicity.
  • : Following new legislation in Proctopeo, the population's jaw muscles put sharks to shame.


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