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(Archived) The Southern Proctethia Independence Act
The Southern Proctethia Independence ActPeople are debating across Proctethia, Clumsethia and Evilethia whether Southern Proctethia should get independence.
The Debate
"You barely pay attention to us! Just because the only cities are in the North - Plodoon and Artregon - doesn't mean we don't exist!" complains Joseph Shecob, farmer in the South," while your complaining about Jromanans, we're dealing with proper problems - Famine! You up there eat pizza and cheeseburgers every day! Meanwhile, we struggle to even get one meal a week!"
"First of all, The Jromanans are a threat to us; we have an alliance with their enemy, Italy," rants Simon Smegol, a diplomat," Second of all, 95.6% of the population hates cheeseburgers. Besides, why don't you move to New Proctethia? Lots of free land there."
"Ahem," mutters a mysterious man," they don't have the materials to build a civilisation."
"So they won't be able to do the same here!" shouts Mary Lordalo, the third richest woman in Proctethia."
The mysteryious man responded with," You won't give what they need."
"Most politicians are in Hanguk-Nippon dealing with issues across TSP," responds Simon Smegol.
The Aftermath
Democracy Beartra - Jacob Florian's advisor - has made a vote on whether Southern Proctethia should be a separate sovereign state and nation.
Proctethia: 63% No, 37% Yes.
Clumsethia: 99% Yes, 1% No.
Evilethia: 96% Yes, 4% No.
Total: 83% Yes, 17% No.
The vote compromised with an 83% of the Proctethian community voting for Southern Proctethia's independence.