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Safest: 5,832ndMost Pacifist: 6,067thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,008th
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Procrasta Nation

Population563 million

CapitalUnderground Procratian Paradise


The Free Land of Procrasta Nation is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 563 million Procrastians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Underground Procratian Paradise. The average income tax rate is 73.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Procrastian economy, worth 36.6 trillion Crasts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Tourism. Average income is 65,066 Crasts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it... Procrastian satellites can detect it, the government-sponsored autobiography 'A Leader For All Seasons' has only been bought by the most loyal of Leader's supporters, the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap, and census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Procrasta Nation's national animal is the Sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Procrasta Nation is ranked 42,817th in the world and 751st in the Rejected Realms for Most Politically Free, scoring 75.52 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Safest: 5,832ndMost Pacifist: 6,067thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,008thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,610thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,161stMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,177thTop
Nicest Citizens: 10,666thBest Weather: 11,296thMost Inclusive: 11,328thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,183rdMost Beautiful Environments: 13,615thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,986thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,157thMost Income Equality: 14,218thMost Secular: 15,783rdHealthiest Citizens: 16,880thMost Influential: 16,933rdLowest Crime Rates: 17,442ndSmartest Citizens: 18,425thLongest Average Lifespans: 18,442ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,488thLargest Welfare Programs: 18,643rdMost Cultured: 18,800thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,225thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,572nd
Most Pacifist: 114th in the regionSafest: 129th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 140th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 191st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 194th in the regionNicest Citizens: 201st in the regionMost Inclusive: 221st in the regionBest Weather: 255th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 259th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 295th in the regionMost Income Equality: 310th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 315th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 316th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 320th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 340th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 346th in the regionMost Cultured: 385th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 401st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 405th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 406th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 415th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 450th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 460th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 463rd in the regionMost Secular: 496th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 500th in the region

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