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Rudest Citizens: 230thMost Armed: 245thHighest Crime Rates: 295th
The Armed Republic of
Anarchy
Drugs and guns and bears, oh my!
Influence
Nipper
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Superb

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Probably Too Much Freedom

Population3.482 billion

Capitalthe HK Grey Room
Leadernobody
FaithLiberty

Currencysad handjob
AnimalWolf Puppy

The Armed Republic of Probably Too Much Freedom is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by nobody with a fair hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.482 billion Sovereign Citizens live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Environment, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the HK Grey Room. Income tax is unheard of.

The all-consuming Free economy, worth 745 trillion sad handjobs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 214,047 sad handjobs, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,294,734 per year while the poor average 15,831, a ratio of 81.8 to 1.

Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts, citizens have to identify all the polar bears in a blizzard photo in order to access their bank account, the populace harbors a fierce hatred of the metric system, and citizens drive tank-like vehicles with mounted machine guns. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Probably Too Much Freedom's national animal is the Wolf Puppy, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Liberty.

Probably Too Much Freedom is ranked 928th in the world and 31st in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 64.51 Obesity Rate.

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Rudest Citizens: 230thMost Armed: 245thHighest Crime Rates: 295thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 472ndLargest Gambling Industry: 602ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 611thMost Avoided: 784thFattest Citizens: 928thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,012thLargest Retail Industry: 1,245thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,396thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,458thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,581stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,956thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,021stTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,958thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,060thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,881stHighest Average Incomes: 6,235thLargest Mining Sector: 9,387thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,367thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11,941stTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,019thMost Corrupt Governments: 15,297thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,909thHighest Drug Use: 24,319thLargest Publishing Industry: 25,051stLargest Information Technology Sector: 25,482ndMost Pro-Market: 26,768thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 27,198th
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Most Armed: 13th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 15th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 16th in the regionRudest Citizens: 17th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 19th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 25th in the regionMost Avoided: 31st in the regionFattest Citizens: 31st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 33rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 52nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 55th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 56th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 66th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 73rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 76th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 98th in the regionTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 178th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 216th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 228th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 275th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 348th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 374th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 375th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 386th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 412th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 438th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 639th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 716th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 860th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 885th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 907th in the regionNudest: 925th in the regionMost Stationary: 1,058th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1,156th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,173rd in the regionMost Extreme: 1,237th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Probably Too Much Freedom, citizens drive tank-like vehicles with mounted machine guns.
  • : Probably Too Much Freedom created a custom banner.
  • : Following new legislation in Probably Too Much Freedom, the populace harbors a fierce hatred of the metric system.
  • : Following new legislation in Probably Too Much Freedom, citizens have to identify all the polar bears in a blizzard photo in order to access their bank account.
  • : Following new legislation in Probably Too Much Freedom, Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts.
  • : Following new legislation in Probably Too Much Freedom, sales of trenchcoats are on the rise.
  • : Probably Too Much Freedom was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector and the Top 10% for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Following new legislation in Probably Too Much Freedom, women complaining about lack of opportunity are told to "man up".
  • : Following new legislation in Probably Too Much Freedom, Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year.
  • : Following new legislation in Probably Too Much Freedom, Nobody has been nicknamed 'Robomop'.

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