The Confederacy of Pro-Loush Squad 01 is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.248 billion Pro-Loush Squad 01ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.3%.

The strong Pro-Loush Squad 01ian economy, worth 82.9 trillion Loutzes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 66,424 Loutzes, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pro-Loush Squad 01's national animal is the tiger, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Pro-Loush Squad 01 is ranked 205,591^st in the world and 1^st in Great Japanese Empire for Most Income Equality, scoring 13.3 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.