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Most Rebellious Youth: 256thMost Cheerful Citizens: 404thLeast Corrupt Governments: 523rd
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Priscilla Kitaen

Population11.519 billion

CapitalNew York City
LeaderPriscilla Kitaen
FaithGood Times

Currencydollar
Animalotter

The Private Utopia of Priscilla Kitaen is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Priscilla Kitaen with a fair hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, infamous sell-swords, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.519 billion Priscilla Kitaenians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New York City. The average income tax rate is 88.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Priscilla Kitaenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,767 trillion dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 153,409 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, law schools are hurrying to teach the "prank defense" to their students, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, and a performance of the hit musical "Mamma Tua" has been delayed after squatters were found sleeping in the orchestra pit. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Priscilla Kitaen's national animal is the otter, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Good Times.

Priscilla Kitaen is ranked 211,652nd in the world and 5,129th in the Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -141.98 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most Rebellious Youth: 256thMost Cheerful Citizens: 404thLeast Corrupt Governments: 523rdLargest Publishing Industry: 749thBest Weather: 783rdHighest Crime Rates: 1,023rdHealthiest Citizens: 1,080thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,449thMost Cultured: 1,524thNicest Citizens: 1,571stMost Beautiful Environments: 1,678thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,260thTop
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Most Pacifist: 2,565thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,808thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,889thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,908thMost Developed: 4,249thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,075thSmartest Citizens: 5,097thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,275thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,579thHighest Economic Output: 9,700thLargest Governments: 9,878thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,082ndHighest Poor Incomes: 10,959thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,026thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 13,457thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,491stMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,885thMost Inclusive: 15,069thMost Efficient Economies: 19,295thMost Secular: 19,398thHighest Drug Use: 19,520thMost Subsidized Industry: 23,767th
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Most Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 7th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 14th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 15th in the regionBest Weather: 16th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 20th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 25th in the regionMost Cultured: 30th in the regionNicest Citizens: 33rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 35th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 41st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 54th in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 63rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 63rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 66th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 76th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 97th in the regionMost Developed: 114th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 129th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 148th in the regionLargest Populations: 149th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 165th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 193rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 229th in the regionLargest Governments: 244th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 257th in the regionNudest: 257th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 284th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 292nd in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 302nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 332nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 389th in the regionMost Inclusive: 424th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 451st in the regionMost Secular: 487th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 493rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Priscilla Kitaen was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Priscilla Kitaen was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Following new legislation in Priscilla Kitaen, a performance of the hit musical "Mamma Tua" has been delayed after squatters were found sleeping in the orchestra pit.
  • : Following new legislation in Priscilla Kitaen, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes.
  • : Following new legislation in Priscilla Kitaen, law schools are hurrying to teach the "prank defense" to their students.
  • : Priscilla Kitaen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Priscilla Kitaen, the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu.
  • : Following new legislation in Priscilla Kitaen, internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Priscilla Kitaenian weed picker are way up.
  • : Priscilla Kitaen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Priscilla Kitaen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.

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