The Cyan-Depleted Cartridges of Printer679 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ritual sacrifices, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 6.941 billion Printer679ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 85.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Printer679ian economy, worth 991 trillion cards a year, is led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 142,824 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused, quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces, flipping a coin to make a decision leads to a referral to Gambling Addiction Services, and Leader's recent "I have a dream that we will fight them by raking muck on the beaches" speech seems a little derivative to many. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer679's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Printer679 is ranked 17,208^th in the world and 1,964^th in Two for Largest Governments, scoring 31.8 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.