The United States of Printer382 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, aversion to nipples, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.058 billion Printer382ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 88.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Printer382ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,366 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 193,552 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Proprietary charger leads are now a pain for electric cars as well as cellphones, blind dates tend to result in bruised shins, the government has little issue with allowing its citizens to languish in foreign jails, and cheap goods stamped "Made In Dàguó" are increasingly rare. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer382's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Printer382 is ranked 11,074^th in the world and 775^th in Two for Lowest Crime Rates, with 101.2 law-abiding acts per hour.