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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,556thMost Devout: 3,066thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,938th
The Cyan-Depleted Cartridges of
Moralistic Democracy
Brrrrrrrr
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Printer38

Population7.229 billion

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Animallegendary

The Cyan-Depleted Cartridges of Printer38 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, prohibition of alcohol, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 7.229 billion Printer38ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 92.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Printer38ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,153 trillion cards a year, is led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 159,517 cards, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Flipping a coin to make a decision leads to a referral to Gambling Addiction Services, you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence, the poor are forced into bankruptcy by their energy bills, and postcards from Printer38ian driving test centres are popular souvenirs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer38's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Printer38 is ranked 63,988th in the world and 1,816th in Two for Smartest Citizens, with 39.8 quips per hour.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,556thMost Devout: 3,066thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,938thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,370thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,927thMost Efficient Economies: 7,441stLargest Retail Industry: 7,672ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,514thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,985thLargest Governments: 11,490thLowest Crime Rates: 11,630thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,143rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,454thNudest: 12,666thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,671stLargest Publishing Industry: 14,565thLargest Black Market: 15,101stMost Corrupt Governments: 15,632ndMost Advanced Public Education: 16,365thTop
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Fattest Citizens: 17,440thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,321stHighest Average Incomes: 21,537thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 23,212thMost Advanced Public Transport: 24,917thMost Cultured: 25,801stMost Developed: 26,507thHighest Economic Output: 31,376thMost Conservative: 32,160th
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Most Influential: 19th in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 31st in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 160th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 251st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Printer38, postcards from Printer38ian driving test centres are popular souvenirs.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer38, the poor are forced into bankruptcy by their energy bills.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer38, you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer38, flipping a coin to make a decision leads to a referral to Gambling Addiction Services.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer38, family bonding sessions are considered immoral and are banned.
  • : Printer38 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer38, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer38, farting etiquette is taught in schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer38, the children of Printer38 are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer38, motorbike jousters live young and die fast.

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