The Cyan-Depleted Cartridges of Printer236 is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.19 billion Printer236ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 91.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Printer236ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,115 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 155,207 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.
Repurposed warships fire swag at company promotional events, nothing is more offensive than being inoffensive, industry tycoons rarely hide their misdeeds due to the government's habit of bailing them out, and adults pretending to be teenage girls claim to have wholesome motives. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer236's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Printer236 is ranked 41,685th in the world and 1,156th in Two for Smartest Citizens, with 45.46 quips per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Printer236, adults pretending to be teenage girls claim to have wholesome motives.
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Printer236, industry tycoons rarely hide their misdeeds due to the government's habit of bailing them out.
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Printer236, nothing is more offensive than being inoffensive.
- : Following new legislation in
Printer236, repurposed warships fire swag at company promotional events.
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Printer236, farm turkeys are given high doses of antidepressants to take their minds off the holiday season.
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Printer236, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts.
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Printer236, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras.
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Printer236 was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
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Printer236, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high.
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Printer236, concussed legendaryball players cannot remember their lineup position.