The Cyan-Depleted Cartridges of Printer2 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its anti-smoking policies, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.848 billion Printer2ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 81.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Printer2ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,227 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 179,296 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

It is considered unpatriotic to learn a foreign language, industry tycoons rarely hide their misdeeds due to the government's habit of bailing them out, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training, and shanty towns have formed around the newly rebuilt commercial district. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer2's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Printer2 is ranked 72,581^st in the world and 1,733^rd in Two for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 3,676.7 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.