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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,418thMost Devout: 5,162ndLargest Retail Industry: 6,449th
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Civil Rights
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Economy
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Political Freedom
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Printer173

Population7.063 billion

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Animallegendary

The Cyan-Depleted Cartridges of Printer173 is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.063 billion Printer173ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 91.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Printer173ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,044 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 147,929 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Concert pianists lie about their occupation to avoid ridicule, stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence, government employees cannot vote for the policies they have to implement, and grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer173's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Printer173 is ranked 7,215th in the world and 907th in Two for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 11,077.47 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,418thTop
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Most Devout: 5,162ndLargest Retail Industry: 6,449thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,215thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,285thMost Efficient Economies: 7,673rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,686thLowest Crime Rates: 8,177thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,200thNudest: 11,228thLargest Governments: 11,900thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13,878thMost Cultured: 14,809thMost Corrupt Governments: 15,216thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 16,814thLargest Mining Sector: 16,819thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,900thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 17,584thMost Authoritarian: 18,786thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,424thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,979thMost Developed: 22,241stHighest Average Incomes: 25,476thMost Conservative: 27,149thLargest Welfare Programs: 28,081stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 29,094thMost Pacifist: 31,289th
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Most Authoritarian: 9th in the regionMost Extreme: 9th in the regionTop
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Most Pacifist: 72nd in the regionMost Primitive: 81st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 126th in the regionTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 138th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 178th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 223rd in the regionMost Influential: 227th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 247th in the regionMost Conservative: 257th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Printer173, grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer173, government employees cannot vote for the policies they have to implement.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer173, stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer173, concert pianists lie about their occupation to avoid ridicule.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer173, sales of trenchcoats are on the rise.
  • : Printer173 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer173, citizens have never heard foreign radio.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer173, the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Printer173 City for fear of causing a fuss.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer173, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer173, politicians can be seen taking candy from babies.

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