Population | 7.063 billion |
Currency | card |
Animal | legendary |
The Cyan-Depleted Cartridges of Printer120 is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 7.063 billion Printer120ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 91.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Printer120ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,308 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 185,212 cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced, conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors, parents are fined for sending their children to take out the trash after sunset, and a crystal a day keeps the establishment away. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer120's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Printer120 is ranked 249,143rd in the world and 1,711th in Two for Most Pacifist, with 27.07 cheeks turned per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Printer120, a crystal a day keeps the establishment away.
- : Following new legislation in Printer120, parents are fined for sending their children to take out the trash after sunset.
- : Following new legislation in Printer120, conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors.
- : Following new legislation in Printer120, the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced.
- : Following new legislation in Printer120, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss.
- : Following new legislation in Printer120, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts.
- : Following new legislation in Printer120, children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers.
- : Following new legislation in Printer120, the study of quantum physics has been outlawed for fear of accidentally causing the end of the world.
- : Following new legislation in Printer120, the national colors help to make everyone look slimmer.
- : Following new legislation in Printer120, cyclists spend more time unlocking their bicycles than they do cycling.