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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,599thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,706thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,866th
The Cyan-Depleted Cartridges of
Authoritarian Democracy
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Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
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Political Freedom
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Printer120

Population7.063 billion

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Animallegendary

The Cyan-Depleted Cartridges of Printer120 is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 7.063 billion Printer120ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 91.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Printer120ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,308 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 185,212 cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced, conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors, parents are fined for sending their children to take out the trash after sunset, and a crystal a day keeps the establishment away. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer120's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Printer120 is ranked 249,143rd in the world and 1,711th in Two for Most Pacifist, with 27.07 cheeks turned per day.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,599thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,706thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,866thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 4,593rdNudest: 6,036thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,354thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,510thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,694thMost Devout: 6,755thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,765thLowest Crime Rates: 7,459thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,891stLargest Retail Industry: 9,019thLargest Black Market: 9,131stMost Efficient Economies: 9,610thMost Conservative: 9,893rdLargest Governments: 10,130thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,216thHighest Average Incomes: 14,118thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,861stTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,060thLargest Mining Sector: 18,152ndMost Authoritarian: 19,641stSmartest Citizens: 21,303rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 22,000thHighest Economic Output: 25,573rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 25,971stMost Cultured: 31,646thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 31,768thLargest Information Technology Sector: 32,768th
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Most Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionMost Conservative: 9th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 21st in the regionMost Extreme: 22nd in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 39th in the regionMost Influential: 57th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 60th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 74th in the regionMost Income Equality: 88th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 97th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 100th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 107th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 108th in the regionNudest: 110th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 136th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 153rd in the regionBest Weather: 157th in the regionSafest: 162nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 164th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 195th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 229th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Printer120, a crystal a day keeps the establishment away.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer120, parents are fined for sending their children to take out the trash after sunset.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer120, conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer120, the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer120, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer120, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer120, children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer120, the study of quantum physics has been outlawed for fear of accidentally causing the end of the world.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer120, the national colors help to make everyone look slimmer.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer120, cyclists spend more time unlocking their bicycles than they do cycling.

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