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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 12,580thMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,874thLargest Retail Industry: 20,764th
The Pringles Flavor of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Once you pop, you can't stop!
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Superb

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Pringles Pizza

Population3.092 billion

CapitalPizia
LeaderPizza Pringle Chip
FaithVioletism

Currencydollar
Animallion

The Pringles Flavor of Pringles Pizza is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Pizza Pringle Chip with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.092 billion Pringles Pizzans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Administration, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pizia. The average income tax rate is 35.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Pringles Pizzan economy, worth 219 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 70,859 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots, polite commuters on the Pizia Metro always let hurried workers off the train first, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Pizia to enjoy their national art, and hockey players who drop their gloves discard them on abandoned baseball mitts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Pringles Pizza's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Violetism.

Pringles Pizza is ranked 84,116th in the world and 58th in Autumnal Court for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 2,659.5 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 12,580thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 17,874thLargest Retail Industry: 20,764thNicest Citizens: 21,371stMost Inclusive: 21,474thMost Compassionate Citizens: 22,209th
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Largest Black Market: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 9th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 10th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Pringles Pizza, hockey players who drop their gloves discard them on abandoned baseball mitts.
  • : Following new legislation in Pringles Pizza, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Pizia to enjoy their national art.
  • : Following new legislation in Pringles Pizza, polite commuters on the Pizia Metro always let hurried workers off the train first.
  • : Following new legislation in Pringles Pizza, the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots.
  • : Following new legislation in Pringles Pizza, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas.
  • : Pringles Pizza was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Pringles Pizza, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue".
  • : Following new legislation in Pringles Pizza, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass".
  • : Following new legislation in Pringles Pizza, citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee.
  • : Following new legislation in Pringles Pizza, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day.

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