The Adorable Royalty of Princess Piggie is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its digital currency, avant-garde cinema, and suspicion of poets. The devout population of 13.575 billion Princess Piggieans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 42.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Princess Piggiean economy, worth 599 trillion hays a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Automobile Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 44,134 hays, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The number of students attending university has reached a record high, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, politicians bribe ten-year-old geniuses to sit their aptitude tests, and the beauty of coastal towns is marred only slightly by all the closed-down storefronts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Princess Piggie's national animal is the guinea pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Princess Piggie is ranked 100,583^rd in the world and 721^st in Artificial Solar System for Lowest Crime Rates, with 65.78 law-abiding acts per hour.