The Emirate of Princess LVIII is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 327 million Princess LVIIIians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Public Transport. The average income tax rate is 20.2%.

The Princess LVIIIian economy, worth 15.4 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 47,007 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals, the transit system is throwing poor people under the bus, and children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Princess LVIII's national animal is the Kitsune, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Princess LVIII is ranked 203,042^nd in the world and 15^th in Farm Carding for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 830.46 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.