The Pink holy lucky Christmas of Princes Risborough and its Republics is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Santa Claus with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.171 billion Risborians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrassil. The average income tax rate is 68.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Risborian economy, worth 188 trillion Candy cane gold bars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 160,901 Candy cane gold bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Atheistic refugees haven't got a prayer of being granted asylum, shipping canals are a bit like unimaginative cheese shops -- filled with debris, the main interest rates change daily based on the latest news story, and almost every singles' party has a clergy and courtesans theme. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Princes Risborough and its Republics's national animal is the Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Athyism.

Princes Risborough and its Republics is ranked 228,115^th in the world and 51^st in The Bar on the corner of every region for Lowest Crime Rates, with 54.91 law-abiding acts per hour.