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Most Efficient Economies: 1,420th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,496th Highest Disposable Incomes: 1,652nd
The Holy Empire of
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Primordial Luxa

Population14.304 billion

CapitalDamocles
LeaderVulgtm Gnaiih Slago'htgh
FaithThe Order of the Old Ones

CurrencyThrone
AnimalStar Spawn

The Holy Empire of Primordial Luxa is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Vulgtm Gnaiih Slago'htgh with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 14.304 billion Luxans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Damocles. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Luxan economy, worth a remarkable 3,556 trillion Thrones a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 248,664 Thrones, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 741,559 per year while the poor average 65,293, a ratio of 11.4 to 1.

Journalists often nap through tedious police press briefings, translators have been hired to deal with the varying regional accents during national political debates, everyone hates people who encourage hate, and the family of Vulgtm Gnaiih Slago'htgh bite their thumbs at paparazzi intrusions. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Primordial Luxa's national animal is the Star Spawn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Order of the Old Ones.

Primordial Luxa is ranked 20,900th in the world and 2nd in The Luxan Empire for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 4,293.7 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Most Efficient Economies: 1,420thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,496thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,652ndTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 1,740thMost Cultured: 1,930thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,028thMost Devout: 2,328thSmartest Citizens: 2,383rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,409thHighest Economic Output: 2,520thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,521stMost Stationary: 2,542ndRudest Citizens: 2,637thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,856thHighest Average Incomes: 2,887thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,408thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,475thMost Influential: 4,134thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,662ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,668thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,666thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,161stMost Developed: 7,312thLargest Retail Industry: 7,381stLowest Crime Rates: 7,530thTop
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Largest Governments: 9,202ndLargest Populations: 10,489thFattest Citizens: 12,003rdMost Rebellious Youth: 12,368thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,298thHighest Drug Use: 13,605thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,709thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,465th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Primordial Luxa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Primordial Luxa was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Primordial Luxa was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Primordial Luxa was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Primordial Luxa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Primordial Luxa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Primordial Luxa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Primordial Luxa was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Left-Leaning College State".
  • : Primordial Luxa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombies.
  • : Primordial Luxa was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from The new velociraptor empire, infecting 260 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!

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