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Most Efficient Economies: 1,425th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,499th Highest Disposable Incomes: 1,655th
The Holy Empire of
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Primordial Luxa

Population14.299 billion

CapitalDamocles
LeaderVulgtm Gnaiih Slago'htgh
FaithThe Order of the Old Ones

CurrencyThrone
AnimalStar Spawn

The Holy Empire of Primordial Luxa is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Vulgtm Gnaiih Slago'htgh with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, ritual sacrifices, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 14.299 billion Luxans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Damocles. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Luxan economy, worth a remarkable 3,555 trillion Thrones a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 248,664 Thrones, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 741,559 per year while the poor average 65,293, a ratio of 11.4 to 1.

Journalists often nap through tedious police press briefings, translators have been hired to deal with the varying regional accents during national political debates, everyone hates people who encourage hate, and the family of Vulgtm Gnaiih Slago'htgh bite their thumbs at paparazzi intrusions. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Primordial Luxa's national animal is the Star Spawn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Order of the Old Ones.

Primordial Luxa is ranked 2,030th in the world and 1st in The Luxan Empire for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 67.47 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Most Efficient Economies: 1,425thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,499thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,655thTop
5%
Largest Publishing Industry: 1,735thMost Cultured: 1,931stMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,030thMost Devout: 2,338thSmartest Citizens: 2,383rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,404thHighest Economic Output: 2,523rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,526thMost Stationary: 2,547thRudest Citizens: 2,639thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,863rdHighest Average Incomes: 2,884thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,416thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,471stMost Influential: 4,135thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,665thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,673rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,682ndMost Advanced Public Education: 7,161stMost Developed: 7,318thLargest Retail Industry: 7,378thLowest Crime Rates: 7,543rdTop
10%
Largest Governments: 9,211thLargest Populations: 10,500thFattest Citizens: 12,023rdMost Rebellious Youth: 12,379thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,299thHighest Drug Use: 13,600thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,726thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,459th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Primordial Luxa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Primordial Luxa was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Primordial Luxa was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Primordial Luxa was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Primordial Luxa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Primordial Luxa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Primordial Luxa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Primordial Luxa was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Left-Leaning College State".
  • : Primordial Luxa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombies.
  • : Primordial Luxa was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from The new velociraptor empire, infecting 260 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!

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