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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,367thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,805thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,872nd
The Holy Empire of
Left-Leaning College State
Earth will flame in a holocaust of ecstasy and freedom
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Primordial Luxa

Population20.995 billion

CapitalDamocles
LeaderVulgtm Gnaiih Slago'htgh
FaithThe Order of the Old Ones

CurrencyThrone
AnimalStar Spawn

The Holy Empire of Primordial Luxa is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Vulgtm Gnaiih Slago'htgh with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 20.995 billion Luxans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Damocles. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Luxan economy, worth a remarkable 5,186 trillion Thrones a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 247,046 Thrones, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,289,188 per year while the poor average 25,483, a ratio of 50.6 to 1.

Translators have been hired to deal with the varying regional accents during national political debates, everyone hates people who encourage hate, the family of Vulgtm Gnaiih Slago'htgh bite their thumbs at paparazzi intrusions, and government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Primordial Luxa's national animal is the Star Spawn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Order of the Old Ones.

Primordial Luxa is ranked 255,893rd in the world and 6,963rd in Lazarus for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.47 bananas ingested per day.

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,367thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,805thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,872ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,881stMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,114thMost Cultured: 2,146thHighest Economic Output: 2,391stTop
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Most Devout: 2,702ndSmartest Citizens: 2,764thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,791stRudest Citizens: 3,984thHighest Average Incomes: 4,105thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,315thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,390thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,708thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,886thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,350thMost Efficient Economies: 5,969thHighest Food Quality: 6,152ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,948thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,060thMost Developed: 7,530thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,681stLowest Crime Rates: 8,815thLargest Populations: 8,930thLargest Retail Industry: 9,778thLargest Governments: 10,186thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,011thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 16,354thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,044thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,251stMost Corrupt Governments: 20,469th
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Largest Publishing Industry: 66th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 72nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 76th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 94th in the regionMost Cultured: 96th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 98th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 105th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 116th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 129th in the regionMost Devout: 133rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 169th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 170th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 200th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 203rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 222nd in the regionLargest Populations: 234th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 244th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 244th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 255th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 305th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 309th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 332nd in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 377th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 399th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 405th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 458th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 491st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 494th in the regionLargest Governments: 541st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 559th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 592nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 630th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Primordial Luxa's influence in Lazarus rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Primordial Luxa's influence in Lazarus fell from "Minnow" to "Nipper".
  • : Primordial Luxa's influence in Lazarus rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Primordial Luxa was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Primordial Luxa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Primordial Luxa was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Primordial Luxa was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Primordial Luxa was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Primordial Luxa was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Smartest Citizens and Most Devout.
  • : Primordial Luxa was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Devout.

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