The Democratic Republic of Primis Tenebris is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Glorious Leader with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, parental licensing program, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.97 billion Primis Tenebrisians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Noctis. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Primis Tenebrisian economy, worth a remarkable 1,529 trillion shekles a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 219,441 shekles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People who have had childhood imaginary friends are told they can't ever be trusted with guns, medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters, parking's carefree without parking car fees, and the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Primis Tenebris's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Zettai Ryouiki.

Primis Tenebris is ranked 264,493^rd in the world and 629^th in Conch Kingdom for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -15 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.