Population | 10.237 billion |
Capital | Benglor |
Leader | Josh Prims |
Faith | Church of Bread |
Currency | Primirsre Mark |
Animal | Dog |
The United Socialist States of Primirestan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Josh Prims with an even hand, and remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 10.237 billion Primires enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Benglor. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Primirere economy, worth a remarkable 1,588 trillion Primirsre Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 155,213 Primirsre Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you', Josh Prims spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders, and contemporary art museums showcase the latest in centuries-old art. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Primirestan's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of Bread.
Primirestan is ranked 132,030th in the world and 2,745th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 245.12996117228 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Primirestan created a custom banner.
- : Primirestan created a custom banner.
- : Following new legislation in Primirestan, contemporary art museums showcase the latest in centuries-old art.
- : Following new legislation in Primirestan, Josh Prims spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders.
- : Following new legislation in Primirestan, lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you'.
- : Following new legislation in Primirestan, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas.
- : Following new legislation in Primirestan, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.
- : Primirestan was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise".
- : Primirestan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
- : Primirestan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.