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Safest: 1,817thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,135thMost Pacifist: 2,682nd
The United Socialist States of
Democratic Socialists
Frei vor unrecht
Josh Prims
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Primirestan

Population3.833 billion

CapitalBenglor
LeaderJosh Prims
FaithFreiheittismus

CurrencyPrimirsre Mark
AnimalDog

The United Socialist States of Primirestan is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Josh Prims with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 3.833 billion Primires are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Benglor. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Primirere economy, worth 538 trillion Primirsre Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 140,362 Primirsre Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Benglor Film Festival recently voted 'Primire Getting Hit By Football' as best film, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, and funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Primirestan's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Freiheittismus.

Primirestan is ranked 4,296th in the world and 18th in New Western Empire for Lowest Crime Rates, with 113.95 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

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Safest: 1,817thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,135thTop
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Most Pacifist: 2,682ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,946thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,961stLargest Welfare Programs: 3,153rdNicest Citizens: 3,184thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,749thMost Inclusive: 4,151stLowest Crime Rates: 4,296thMost Influential: 4,730thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,741stHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,904thHealthiest Citizens: 5,753rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,848thMost Developed: 6,629thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,637thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,646thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,681stLargest Governments: 6,954thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,254thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,003rdMost Cultured: 8,072ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,143rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,849thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,212thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,324thSmartest Citizens: 9,393rdBest Weather: 10,561stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,572ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,967thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,467thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 13,162ndLargest Publishing Industry: 14,299thMost Efficient Economies: 14,717thHighest Average Incomes: 16,612thMost Income Equality: 19,106thMost Valuable International Artwork: 23,225thMost Secular: 23,449th
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Safest: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 5th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Pacifist: 6th in the regionNicest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Income Equality: 8th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionMost Inclusive: 10th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 12th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 17th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 17th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 17th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 18th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 18th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Primirestan, funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience.
  • : Following new legislation in Primirestan, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
  • : Following new legislation in Primirestan, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare.
  • : Following new legislation in Primirestan, the Benglor Film Festival recently voted 'Primire Getting Hit By Football' as best film.
  • : Following new legislation in Primirestan, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits.
  • : Following new legislation in Primirestan, Primires submit requests for a date in writing with an enclosed RSVP card.
  • : Following new legislation in Primirestan, the nation takes the world's poor and tired and the huddled Masses yearning to breathe free.
  • : Following new legislation in Primirestan, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts.
  • : Following new legislation in Primirestan, taking hostages is a great way to influence government policy.
  • : Following new legislation in Primirestan, it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow.

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