The Federation of PRIMAA is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, prohibition of alcohol, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working population of 637 million PRIMians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. The average income tax rate is 39.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving PRIMAAian economy, worth 50.0 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 78,473 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The backs of 'No Trespassing' signs were made for you and me, increasing numbers of children in PRIMAA have different eye and hair color to their supposed fathers, the most common answers to where babies come from are "uh... ask your mother" and "um... ask your father", and Leader's relatives have been married into the royal families of foreign nations against their will. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. PRIMAA's national animal is the PANTHER, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

PRIMAA is ranked 63,923^rd in the world and 114^th in The Social Liberal Union for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,700.35 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.