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Largest Agricultural Sector: 5,341stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,690thSafest: 15,694th
The Federation of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
LOYALTY TILL DEATH PART
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Very Good

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PRIMAA

Population637 million

CapitalMoscow

Currencydollars
AnimalPANTHER

The Federation of PRIMAA is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, prohibition of alcohol, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working population of 637 million PRIMians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. The average income tax rate is 39.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving PRIMAAian economy, worth 50.0 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 78,473 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The backs of 'No Trespassing' signs were made for you and me, increasing numbers of children in PRIMAA have different eye and hair color to their supposed fathers, the most common answers to where babies come from are "uh... ask your mother" and "um... ask your father", and Leader's relatives have been married into the royal families of foreign nations against their will. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. PRIMAA's national animal is the PANTHER, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

PRIMAA is ranked 63,923rd in the world and 114th in The Social Liberal Union for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,700.35 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 5,341stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,690thTop
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Safest: 15,694thMost Pacifist: 23,974thMost Compassionate Citizens: 24,850thNicest Citizens: 25,804th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Average: 7th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8th in the regionTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 15th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in PRIMAA, Leader's relatives have been married into the royal families of foreign nations against their will.
  • : Following new legislation in PRIMAA, the most common answers to where babies come from are "uh... ask your mother" and "um... ask your father".
  • : Following new legislation in PRIMAA, increasing numbers of children in PRIMAA have different eye and hair color to their supposed fathers.
  • : Following new legislation in PRIMAA, the backs of 'No Trespassing' signs were made for you and me.
  • : Following new legislation in PRIMAA, conspiracy theorists allege Moscow's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols.
  • : PRIMAA was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in PRIMAA, behind every great person are three dozen other people passing great memos.
  • : Following new legislation in PRIMAA, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms.
  • : Following new legislation in PRIMAA, foreign policy is based upon the principle of sieve and take.
  • : Following new legislation in PRIMAA, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests.

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