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Rudest Citizens: 2,259thHighest Crime Rates: 2,770thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,884th
The United Provinces of
Capitalist Paradise
Peace is best achieved through strength.
Influence
Hegemony
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Priimydia

Population8.185 billion

CapitalPriimydia
LeaderBrunuscus Brussius
FaithPriimydian Catholicism

CurrencyPriimydian Emeraldi
AnimalHaast's Eagle

The United Provinces of Priimydia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Brunuscus Brussius with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 8.185 billion Priimydians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Priimydia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Priimydian economy, worth a remarkable 1,529 trillion Priimydian Emeraldis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 186,862 Priimydian Emeraldis, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 732,484 per year while the poor average 32,434, a ratio of 22.6 to 1.

Trust-fund babies line up for places in community college, it's said that any enemy of democracy is a friend to Brunuscus Brussius, Brunuscus Brussius's Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army, and running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training. Crime is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Priimydia's national animal is the Haast's Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Priimydian Catholicism.

Priimydia is ranked 9,417th in the world and 1st in Tryzalore for Smartest Citizens, with 95.28 quips per hour.

Top
1%
Rudest Citizens: 2,259thTop
5%
Highest Crime Rates: 2,770thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,884thMost Avoided: 3,073rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,556thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,105thMost Armed: 4,792ndMost Efficient Economies: 5,514thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,174thLargest Retail Industry: 6,613thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,671stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,777thLargest Black Market: 6,800thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,984thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,006thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,125thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,012thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,826thHighest Average Incomes: 8,848thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,875thSmartest Citizens: 9,417thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,792ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10,657thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11,177thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,508thFattest Citizens: 11,969thTop
10%
Highest Economic Output: 13,108thLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,790thLargest Gambling Industry: 15,325thMost Developed: 21,700thMost Advanced Public Education: 22,128th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Priimydia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Priimydia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Priimydia changed its national leader to "Brunuscus Brussius".
  • : Priimydia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Priimydia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Priimydia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Priimydia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Priimydia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Priimydia's influence in Tryzalore rose from "Dominator" to "Hegemony".
  • : Priimydia's influence in Tryzalore rose from "Superpower" to "Dominator".

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