by Max Barry

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,133rd Largest Retail Industry: 1,898th Most Avoided: 2,100th
The Teutonic Crusaders of
Corporate Police State
Raise your fist, consumerist!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population2.889 billion

LeaderÜbergroßführer Otto Von Bismarck


The Teutonic Crusaders of Preussterreich is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Übergroßführer Otto Von Bismarck with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, public floggings, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.889 billion Preussterrians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bienlin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Preussterrian economy, worth 554 trillion Bullets a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 191,786 Bullets, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,075,182 per year while the poor average 16,962, a ratio of 63.4 to 1.

Vacationing Preussterrians expect to be treated as royalty, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, Scout campfire sing-a-longs tend to focus on the evils of antitrust legislation, and citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Preussterreich. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Preussterreich's national animal is the Sword, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Germanism.

Preussterreich is ranked 33,764th in the world and 13th in Confederacy of Layem for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 3,925.25 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,133rdTop
Largest Retail Industry: 1,898thMost Avoided: 2,100thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,144thFattest Citizens: 2,337thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,406thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,564thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,672ndLargest Mining Sector: 2,943rdMost Armed: 2,982ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,034thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,166thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,377thLargest Insurance Industry: 4,141stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,525thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,603rdMost Conservative: 5,917thHighest Average Incomes: 6,495thRudest Citizens: 7,306thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,301stTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8,915thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,354thLargest Black Market: 9,457thMost Efficient Economies: 9,970thMost Pro-Market: 10,441stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11,598thMost Extreme: 13,016thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,238thLargest Agricultural Sector: 16,192nd
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionMost Extreme: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 7th in the region

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