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Most Conservative: 1,735th Most Ignorant Citizens: 3,447th Most Authoritarian: 6,241st
The Oppressed Peoples of
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Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
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Pretty Much God

Population446 million

CapitalNEET Hole

Currencyark of the covenant
Animalbig horned lamb

The Oppressed Peoples of Pretty Much God is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 446 million Mini Jesuses are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NEET Hole. The average income tax rate is 46.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Jesusite economy, worth 21.2 trillion ark of the covenants a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 47,425 ark of the covenants, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Giant no-kill traps baited with Bapst Red Ribbon and vintage bicycles have been popping up in back alleys nationwide, sick days are on the rise, group photos of the members of parliament are often mistaken for family reunions, and research into 'designer babies' is banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pretty Much God's national animal is the big horned lamb, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Pretty Much God is ranked 124,021st in the world and 3rd in The Horsemen for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Conservative: 1,735thMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,447thMost Authoritarian: 6,241stTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 13,103rdMost Extreme: 15,670th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Pretty Much God was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Pretty Much God, research into 'designer babies' is banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Pretty Much God, group photos of the members of parliament are often mistaken for family reunions.
  • : Following new legislation in Pretty Much God, sick days are on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in Pretty Much God, giant no-kill traps baited with Bapst Red Ribbon and vintage bicycles have been popping up in back alleys nationwide.
  • : Following new legislation in Pretty Much God, military training in Pretty Much God emphasizes the tactical advantages of stabbing backs.
  • : Following new legislation in Pretty Much God, Mini Jesuses believe the only thing that will make you happy is being unhappy with who you are.
  • : Pretty Much God was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Following new legislation in Pretty Much God, the most popular stadium acts are one-off performances.
  • : Following new legislation in Pretty Much God, days begin with afternoon tea.

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