The Vicious Cacophony of Pretty Girls is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Dakota Fanning with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.434 billion Pretty Girls, 2.433 billion of whom are zombies, are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The enormous, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Public Transport, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Benson. The average income tax rate is 69.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The large but inefficient Pretty economy, worth 182 trillion glitters a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 38,979 glitters, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Members of Parliament operate under a PAYE scheme, fruit pickers with degrees in fox psychology are a common sight, criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison, and concussed foxball players cannot remember their lineup position. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pretty Girls's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Taylor Momsen.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Pretty Girls published "Karma Football League" (Account: Sport).
- : Pretty Girls resigned from the World Assembly.
- : Pretty Girls's influence in Karma rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Following new legislation in Pretty Girls, concussed foxball players cannot remember their lineup position.
- : Pretty Girls was endorsed by The Kingdom of Armah Leo.
- : Pretty Girls endorsed The Squawking Squirehood of New Rapids.
- : Pretty Girls was endorsed by The Squawking Squirehood of New Rapids.
- : Pretty Girls endorsed The Matriarchy of Audysey.
- : Pretty Girls endorsed The Hidden Closet of The Wayfarer.
- : Pretty Girls endorsed The Mysterious Silver Island of Fuzzbuckets.