by Max Barry

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,655thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,278th
The Vicious Cacophony of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Doing the tings
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Pretty Girls

Population3.967 billion

LeaderDakota Fanning
FaithTaylor Momsen


The Vicious Cacophony of Pretty Girls is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Dakota Fanning with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.967 billion Pretty Girls are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Public Transport, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Benson. The average income tax rate is 67.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Pretty economy, worth 159 trillion glitters a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 40,195 glitters, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles, Members of Parliament operate under a PAYE scheme, fruit pickers with degrees in fox psychology are a common sight, and criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pretty Girls's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Taylor Momsen.

Pretty Girls is ranked 61,449th in the world and 173rd in Karma for Longest Average Lifespans, with 75.62 Years.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,655thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 19,278th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 11th in the region

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