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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,567thMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,020th
The Vicious Cacophony of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Doing the tings
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Fair
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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People:1,209,113
Zombies:2,432,912,576
Dead:2,251,075,397
Survival Rate:0.02%

Pretty Girls

Population4.685 billion

CapitalBenson
LeaderDakota Fanning
FaithTaylor Momsen

Currencyglitter
Animalfox

The Vicious Cacophony of Pretty Girls is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Dakota Fanning with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.434 billion Pretty Girls, 2.433 billion of whom are zombies, are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Public Transport, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Benson. The average income tax rate is 69.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Pretty economy, worth 182 trillion glitters a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 38,979 glitters, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Members of Parliament operate under a PAYE scheme, fruit pickers with degrees in fox psychology are a common sight, criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison, and concussed foxball players cannot remember their lineup position. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pretty Girls's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Taylor Momsen.

Pretty Girls is ranked 182,689th in the world and 249th in Karma for Most Avoided, scoring 1.14 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 7th in the regionTop
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Most Dead: 28th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 29th in the regionMost Zombies: 34th in the region

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