The Kingdom of Preskovia is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and ban on automobiles. The cynical, devout population of 3.124 billion Preskovians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Education. The average income tax rate is 64.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Preskovian economy, worth 115 trillion Zloties a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 37,030 Zloties, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's government buildings are remarkable for being ugly concrete boxes, contestants on Preskovia's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent, spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches, and economists have been named Invertebrates of the Year. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Preskovia's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Preskovia is ranked 284,604^th in the world and 613^th in The League for Most Secular, with 9.78 Atheism Rate.