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Most Primitive: 14,691stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 14,855thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 18,304th
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President Drumpf

Population632 million


The United States of President Drumpf is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 632 million President Drumpfians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 14.8%.

The strong President Drumpfian economy, worth 37.5 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 59,282 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

The new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods", punitive tariffs protect local industry, Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes, and schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force. President Drumpf's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

President Drumpf is ranked 200,756th in the world and 6,135th in the Rejected Realms for Most Secular, with 13.85 Atheism Rate.

Most Primitive: 14,691stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 14,855thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 18,304thFattest Citizens: 21,448thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22,049th
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 424th in the regionFattest Citizens: 505th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 596th in the regionMost Primitive: 624th in the region

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