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Largest Governments: 9th Highest Average Tax Rates: 13th Safest: 24th
The Infinitely Holy Glass Case of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Socialism will never die but simply rest in a glass box
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Preserved Lenin

Population35.02 billion

CurrencyDeflated Lenin Ruble
AnimalCapitalist Pig

The Infinitely Holy Glass Case of Preserved Lenin is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 35.02 billion Preserved Leninians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but stagnant Preserved Leninian economy, worth a remarkable 3,835 trillion Deflated Lenin Rubles a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 109,521 Deflated Lenin Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The police crack down on tax evaders without mercy, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces, vets have been drafted in to help "fix" those who fail the parental license exam, and citizens are only allowed to view government-approved TV shows. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Preserved Lenin's national animal is the Capitalist Pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Preserved Lenin is ranked 171,603rd in the world and 185th in Texas for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -75.82 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Largest Governments: 9thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13thSafest: 24thLowest Crime Rates: 49thLargest Populations: 128thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 192ndMost Beautiful Environments: 214thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 307thMost Primitive: 1,128thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,634thTop
Most Authoritarian: 1,884thMost Inclusive: 2,056thMost Devout: 2,129thHighest Economic Output: 2,159thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,189thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,407thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,441stMost Corrupt Governments: 2,589thNudest: 3,312thMost Conservative: 4,306thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,420thMost Extreme: 5,009thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,474thMost Income Equality: 5,603rdMost Influential: 5,924thMost Pacifist: 6,471stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,037thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,131stMost Subsidized Industry: 8,462ndTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,988th
Largest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionTop
Safest: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 3rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionMost Extreme: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 7th in the regionMost Inclusive: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 10th in the regionMost Devout: 11th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 11th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 17th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 17th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17th in the region

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