by Max Barry

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Most Politically Free: 1,816thHighest Crime Rates: 7,158thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 9,839th
The Disputed Territories of
Chaos. From Which All Things Come, to Which All Return.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Prehistoric Chaos

Population649 million

CapitalThe Center

AnimalWinter Fox

The Disputed Territories of Prehistoric Chaos is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 649 million Chaosians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Center. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.4%.

The strong Chaosian economy, worth 30.4 trillion Creations a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 46,826 Creations, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 300,496 per year while the poor average 2,970, a ratio of 101 to 1.

Popular candidates who don't suffer last-second political scandals tend to get fished out of the The Center River, organ donation is compulsory, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, and libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Prehistoric Chaos's national animal is the Winter Fox.

Prehistoric Chaos is ranked 52,746th in the world and 31st in Sky Haven for Most Primitive, scoring 54.31 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Politically Free: 1,816thTop
Highest Crime Rates: 7,158thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 9,839thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,952ndRudest Citizens: 11,340thTop
Most Avoided: 19,431stMost Pro-Market: 24,544thMost Extreme: 25,320thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 25,373rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 26,625thMost Armed: 28,843rd
Most Pro-Market: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 6th in the regionTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 8th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionFattest Citizens: 12th in the region

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