The Disputed Territories of Prehistoric Chaos is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 649 million Chaosians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Center. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.4%.

The strong Chaosian economy, worth 30.4 trillion Creations a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 46,826 Creations, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 300,496 per year while the poor average 2,970, a ratio of 101 to 1.

Popular candidates who don't suffer last-second political scandals tend to get fished out of the The Center River, organ donation is compulsory, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, and libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Prehistoric Chaos's national animal is the Winter Fox.

Prehistoric Chaos is ranked 52,746^th in the world and 31^st in Sky Haven for Most Primitive, scoring 54.31 on the Scary Big Number Scale.