The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of Precious beetles is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Ringa Beetles with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.478 billion Beetles are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrasil. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Pryciousian economy, worth a remarkable 1,955 trillion Golden Yggdrasil Leaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an amazing 261,539 Golden Yggdrasil Leaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit, people boast about their low income on their dating profiles, it's a comma comma comma comma comma rebellion, and the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Precious beetles's national animal is the Leprechaun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athyism.

Precious beetles is ranked 991^st in the world and 98^th in World of Beetles for Lowest Crime Rates, with 171.23 law-abiding acts per hour.