The Burning Legions of Pracinha is a colossal, genial nation, notable for its ritual sacrifices, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 8.91 billion Pracinhans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pracinha City. The average income tax rate is 24.0%.

The powerhouse Pracinhan economy, worth 600 trillion Lids a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 67,373 Lids, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Tom and Jerry cartoons have cat and mouse resolving their problems with reasoned discussion, pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people", and children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pracinha's national animal is the Golden Eagle and its national religion is Purism.

Pracinha is ranked 96,023^rd in the world and 1^st in USSAA for Most Authoritarian, with 970.4 milliStalins.