The Federal Potato Republic of Potatolandium is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.561 billion Potatolandians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Potatolandium City. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Potatolandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,643 trillion Potatoes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 155,611 Potatoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, and royal babies are so on-point right now. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Potatolandium's national animal is the Doggo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Potatolandium is ranked 12,960^th in the world and 291^st in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,454.87283971412 Days.