The Federal Potato Republic of Potatolandium is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.764 billion Potatolandians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Potatolandium City. The average income tax rate is 90.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Potatolandian economy, worth 701 trillion Potatoes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 147,191 Potatoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Multilingual concierges man empty inner city apartment blocks, bins outnumber trees in city parks, money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them, and the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Potatolandium's national animal is the German Shepherd, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Potatolandium is ranked 6,580^th in the world and 360^th in The North Pacific for Most Pacifist, with 152.15 Cheeks Turned Per Day.