The Federal Potato Republic of Potatolandium is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 5.321 billion Potatolandians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Potatolandium City. The average income tax rate is 91.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Potatolandian economy, worth 823 trillion Potatoes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 154,686 Potatoes, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

The contraband cigarette trade is lighting up across Potatolandium, sniffer dogs are trained to follow clouds of fruity-smelling vapor, the nation's reinforced coffee tables are constructed to survive an atomic blast, and shaken martini sales have soared in nations surrounding Potatolandium. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Potatolandium's national animal is the German Shepherd, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Potatolandium is ranked 158,652^nd in the world and 8,038^th in The North Pacific for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 20.66 on the Bus Surprisal Index.