The Federal Potato Republic of Potatolandium is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 5.718 billion Potatolandians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Potatolandium City. The average income tax rate is 91.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Potatolandian economy, worth 882 trillion Potatoes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 154,415 Potatoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's reinforced coffee tables are constructed to survive an atomic blast, shaken martini sales have soared in nations surrounding Potatolandium, politicians are forced to vote with their party leaders, and internet service is too costly for normal people to purchase. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Potatolandium's national animal is the German Shepherd, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Potatolandium is ranked 15,245^th in the world and 783^rd in The North Pacific for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 98.59 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.