The Federal Potato Republic of Potatolandium is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.728 billion Potatolandians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Potatolandium City. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Potatolandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,516 trillion Potatoes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 155,866 Potatoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, the automobile industry is sitting up and taking notice of the new 24 hour race events... as are the track's sleepless neighbours, children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name, and the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Potatolandium's national animal is the Doggo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Potatolandium is ranked 6,275^th in the world and 575^th in The North Pacific for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 59.16 Bank.