The Federal Potato Republic of Potatolandium is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.075 billion Potatolandians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Potatolandium City. The average income tax rate is 92.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Potatolandian economy, worth 936 trillion Potatoes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 154,142 Potatoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Internet service is too costly for normal people to purchase, life expectancies inside correctional facilities vastly exceed the national average, male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room, and ghost regiments exist only on paper. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Potatolandium's national animal is the German Shepherd, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Potatolandium is ranked 2,087^th in the world and 123^rd in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 96.25 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.