The United States of Potato Of The Llama is a very large, safe nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 139 million Potato Of The Llamen love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 46.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Potato Of The Llaman economy, worth 4.13 trillion Spuds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 29,701 Spuds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lending money has become a major liability, balaclava manufacturers are held criminally culpable for bank heists, throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem, and there is a heavy social stigma attached to e-cigarettes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Potato Of The Llama's national animal is the Llama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Potato Of The Llama is ranked 280,587^th in the world and 5^th in Jimothy for Most Patriotic, with 1.88 flags saluted per person per day.