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Largest Black Market: 14,414th Most Ignorant Citizens: 16,463rd
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Population4.214 billion


The 🍠🍠🍠 of Potato is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, compulsory vegetarianism, and ritual sacrifices. The cynical population of 4.214 billion Potatoes are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 53.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The a Potato economy, worth 211 trillion guilders a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 50,085 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Major boxing matches are held in government buildings, grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving, people applying for famine relief must prove their gastrointestinal tracts are empty, and religious education is a new government priority. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Potato's national animal is the man, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Potato is ranked 102,971st in the world and 33rd in Potato for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 59.72 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Largest Black Market: 14,414thMost Ignorant Citizens: 16,463rd
Most Influential: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the region

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