The United Socialist States of Postkolonya is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, cynical population of 1.774 billion Postkolonyans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Manchestokyo. The average income tax rate is 11.1%.

The thriving Postkolonyan economy, worth 148 trillion Postkolonian dollards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. Average income is 83,639 Postkolonian dollards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Several inches are being added to first class seating, chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, and artists are pillars of society. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Postkolonya's national animal is the Dangerous dolphin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Postkolonya is ranked 184,190^th in the world and 1^st in United Common Money Republics for Most Extreme, scoring 16.43 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.