by Max Barry

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Most Secular: 916thLowest Crime Rates: 1,969thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,015th
The Moo-rvus Rčjk of
Psychotic Dictatorship
there is no turning back
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population1.776 billion


AnimalWhite crow

The Moo-rvus Rčjk of Porymonia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by He with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, disturbing lack of elderly people, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.776 billion Porymonians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aqordon. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Porymonian economy, worth 345 trillion godjuwels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 194,533 godjuwels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages, baby dolls thrown in the trash are a leading cause of panic attacks, and skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Porymonia's national animal is the White crow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Porymonia is ranked 227,330th in the world and 1,145th in 10000 Islands for Highest Drug Use, scoring 11.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most Secular: 916thLowest Crime Rates: 1,969thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,015thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,019thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,210thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,410thTop
Most Influential: 2,607thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,807thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,039thMost Authoritarian: 4,191stHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,354thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,499thLargest Governments: 4,507thMost Conservative: 4,609thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,680thHealthiest Citizens: 4,859thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,008thSmartest Citizens: 5,710thLargest Mining Sector: 6,071stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,211thSafest: 6,807thHighest Average Incomes: 7,217thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,066thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 13,939thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,363rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,141stMost Developed: 16,152ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,000thMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,335thMost Extreme: 18,340thMost Beautiful Environments: 20,237thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,908th
Most Authoritarian: 15th in the regionMost Conservative: 15th in the regionMost Extreme: 18th in the regionMost Secular: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 34th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 35th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 39th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 39th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 40th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 40th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 45th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 48th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 54th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 61st in the regionLargest Governments: 62nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 68th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 77th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 96th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 101st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 108th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 118th in the region

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