The Eternal Rèjk of Porymonia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Agression peace and business with an iron fist, and renowned for its digital currency, ubiquitous missile silos, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.645 billion soulgodias are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aqordon. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Porymonian economy, worth 626 trillion imperial juwels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 236,763 imperial juwels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Strange lights seen in the sky are officially regarded as weather balloons or hoaxes and nothing else, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, machine-peeled candied grapes come in individual packaging for the busy commuter, and every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Porymonia's national animal is the White crow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Porymonia is ranked 182,900^th in the world and 824^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 99.38 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.