The Constitutional Monarchy of Portugalio is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by El Rey with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 13.919 billion Portugalians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lisbon. The average income tax rate is 28.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Portugalioan economy, worth a remarkable 2,324 trillion Slidos a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 166,984 Slidos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Onions have been banned due to their tendency to cause eye irritation, polite commuters on the Lisbon Metro always let hurried workers off the train first, the fire protection service is wholly government-funded, and minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home. Crime is totally unknown. Portugalio's national animal is the Peacock, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Portugalio is ranked 10,494^th in the world and 14^th in Portugal for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 387.8 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.