Population | 15.621 billion |
Capital | Outhousetown |
Leader | Administrator Hunnibukett |
Faith | United Gnostic Unitarian |
Currency | Doubloon |
Animal | Skunk |
The Paradise of Port Apotti is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Administrator Hunnibukett with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, enslaved workforce, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.621 billion Port Apottians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Outhousetown. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 77.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Port Apottian economy, worth a remarkable 2,249 trillion Doubloons a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 144,010 Doubloons, with the richest citizens earning 9.7 times as much as the poorest.
Owners of man-portable particle accelerator backpacks are advised not to cross the streams, people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler', real estate agencies are being replaced by naval recruitment offices, and blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Port Apotti's national animal is the Skunk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is United Gnostic Unitarian.
Port Apotti is ranked 246,159th in the world and 2nd in Federal Prison for Most Stationary, with 20.05216077772 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Port Apotti's influence in Federal Prison rose from "Power" to "Superpower".
- : Port Apotti's influence in Federal Prison rose from "Powerbroker" to "Power".
- : Port Apotti's influence in Federal Prison rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Powerbroker".
- : Port Apotti was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare and Lowest Crime Rates.
- : Port Apotti's influence in Federal Prison rose from "Dealmaker" to "Eminence Grise".
- : Port Apotti's influence in Federal Prison rose from "Instigator" to "Dealmaker".
- : Port Apotti's influence in Federal Prison rose from "Contender" to "Instigator".
- : Port Apotti's influence in Federal Prison rose from "Ambassador" to "Contender".
- : Port Apotti's influence in Federal Prison rose from "Handshaker" to "Ambassador".
- : Port Apotti's influence in Federal Prison rose from "Zero" to "Handshaker".