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Largest Black Market: 4,930thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,795thLargest Mining Sector: 6,907th
The Paradise of
Father Knows Best State
Pay up or Payback!
Administrator Hunnibukett
Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Port Apotti

Population15.621 billion

CapitalOuthousetown
LeaderAdministrator Hunnibukett
FaithUnited Gnostic Unitarian

CurrencyDoubloon
AnimalSkunk

The Paradise of Port Apotti is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Administrator Hunnibukett with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, enslaved workforce, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.621 billion Port Apottians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Outhousetown. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 77.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Port Apottian economy, worth a remarkable 2,249 trillion Doubloons a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 144,010 Doubloons, with the richest citizens earning 9.7 times as much as the poorest.

Owners of man-portable particle accelerator backpacks are advised not to cross the streams, people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler', real estate agencies are being replaced by naval recruitment offices, and blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Port Apotti's national animal is the Skunk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is United Gnostic Unitarian.

Port Apotti is ranked 246,159th in the world and 2nd in Federal Prison for Most Stationary, with 20.05216077772 days.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 16,230thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,338thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19,873rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 22,340thMost Beautiful Environments: 22,869thMost Efficient Economies: 23,493rdLargest Governments: 23,765thHighest Average Incomes: 24,528thLargest Retail Industry: 24,671stMost Advanced Public Transport: 24,759thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 25,006thLargest Populations: 25,021st

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