Largest Publishing Industry: 113th Highest Poor Incomes: 170th Most Secular: 227th
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The Republic of Porcu is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Vopiscus Tarquinius Atratinus with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, complete lack of prisons, and national health service. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 24.612 billion Porcuians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small, socially-minded government is primarily concerned with Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ariminae. The average income tax rate is 74.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Porcuian economy, worth a remarkable 6,779 trillion Denarii a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Average income is an amazing 275,448 Denarii, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Torture is illegal, shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned, genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons, and over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes. Crime is totally unknown. Porcu's national animal is the Elk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Porcu is ranked 158,197th in the world and 16th in NationStates World Regions for Most Primitive, scoring -429.14 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Largest Publishing Industry: 113thHighest Poor Incomes: 170thMost Secular: 227thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 242ndSmartest Citizens: 334thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 413thMost Cultured: 488thHighest Economic Output: 509thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 736thMost Developed: 779thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 840thSafest: 901stHealthiest Citizens: 948thMost Efficient Economies: 1,086thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,107thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,167thHighest Average Incomes: 1,486thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,606thLargest Populations: 1,826thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,847thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,094thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,097thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,228thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,600thLargest Governments: 3,837thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,947thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,781stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,319thMost Income Equality: 6,845thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,272ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,261stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,352ndRudest Citizens: 14,624th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Porcu, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes.
  • : Following new legislation in Porcu, genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons.
  • : Porcu was reclassified from "Left-wing Utopia" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in Porcu, shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned.
  • : Porcu was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Porcu was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Following new legislation in Porcu, torture is illegal.
  • : Porcu was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Left-wing Utopia".
  • : Following new legislation in Porcu, restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in Porcu.
  • : Following new legislation in Porcu, Porcuians incessantly needle their doctors for relief.


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