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Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,607thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,653rdFattest Citizens: 4,373rd
The Seditious Sermons of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Pence was born in a stable - but I'm the stable genius!
the unscrupulous diabolical Pope Trump
Influence
Apprentice
Founder / Ex-President
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Few

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Pope Trump

Population9.699 billion

Capitalthe unholier than thou Pope Trump City
Leaderthe unscrupulous diabolical Pope Trump
Faiththe unHoly disorder of The Donald Schism

CurrencyTrump shaven and slaughtered sheep
Animalcompany of his boot kissing lickspittles

The Seditious Sermons of Pope Trump is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by the unscrupulous diabolical Pope Trump with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, avowedly heterosexual populace, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 9.699 billion Pope Trump followers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Public Transport are also considered important, while International Aid and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the unholier than thou Pope Trump City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.6%.

The all-consuming unholy following of the Papacy of Trump economy, worth 959 trillion Trump shaven and slaughtered sheep a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 98,892 Trump shaven and slaughtered sheep, with the richest citizens earning 9.2 times as much as the poorest.

Historic buildings are being demolished to allow for road-widening in the city centre, the government is rounding up computers and beating them into plowshares, critical thinking is grounds for expulsion from university, and a child's only Trickster Night scare is the sight of their parents dancing. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Pope Trump's national animal is the company of his boot kissing lickspittles, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the unHoly disorder of The Donald Schism.

Pope Trump is ranked 240,794th in the world and 9th in Donald Trump Land for Most Beautiful Environments, with 4.42 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

Top
5%
Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,607thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,653rdFattest Citizens: 4,373rdMost Primitive: 4,771stMost Avoided: 5,091stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,328thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,480thLargest Gambling Industry: 7,202ndLargest Retail Industry: 8,043rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,725thLargest Mining Sector: 9,086thTop
10%
Largest Black Market: 16,708thHighest Economic Output: 19,274thMost Devout: 21,029thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 24,043rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Pope Trump's influence in Donald Trump Land rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : Pope Trump's influence in Donald Trump Land rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Pope Trump's influence in Donald Trump Land rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Pope Trump was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Primitive and the Top 10% for Most Devout.
  • : Pope Trump changed its national nation type to "Seditious Sermons".
  • : Following new legislation in Pope Trump, a child's only Trickster Night scare is the sight of their parents dancing.
  • : Following new legislation in Pope Trump, critical thinking is grounds for expulsion from university.
  • : Following new legislation in Pope Trump, the government is rounding up computers and beating them into plowshares.
  • : Following new legislation in Pope Trump, historic buildings are being demolished to allow for road-widening in the city centre.
  • : Pope Trump changed its national leader to "the unscrupulous diabolical Pope Trump".

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