The Royaume of Popaholick is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Jacqueline St-Miquelon with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, unlimited-speed roads, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 21.336 billion Popaholickans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marseille. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Popaholickan economy, worth a remarkable 7,007 trillion Francs a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 328,424 Francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

One-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon, and the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Popaholick's national animal is the Giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Popaholick is ranked 7,782^nd in the world and 87^th in Europe for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 8,092.98 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.