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Nudest: 6thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 415thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 521st
The Home Improvement Retailer of
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Craig Menear
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Population16.901 billion

CapitalThe Home Depot
LeaderCraig Menear
FaithHome Improvement

CurrencyHome Depot Gift Card
AnimalHome Depot Manager

The Home Improvement Retailer of Poopsadon is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Craig Menear with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 16.901 billion Poopsadonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Home Depot. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Poopsadonian economy, worth a remarkable 3,637 trillion Home Depot Gift Cards a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 215,209 Home Depot Gift Cards, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,518,724 per year while the poor average 10,278, a ratio of 147 to 1.

It's best not to ask what goes into The Home Depot Fried Chicken's secret blend of herbs and spices, vitriolic divorce proceedings have become prime-time television, no one knows how to tie a reef knot, and the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Poopsadon's national animal is the Home Depot Manager, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Home Improvement.

Poopsadon is ranked 232,146th in the world and 16th in Home Depot for Most Conservative, scoring 11 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

Nudest: 6thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 415thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 521stHighest Crime Rates: 562ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 664thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 724thLargest Insurance Industry: 742ndFattest Citizens: 816thMost Avoided: 899thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 917thMost Armed: 981stLargest Gambling Industry: 1,065thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,186thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,364thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,424thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,708thRudest Citizens: 1,741stHighest Drug Use: 1,876thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,331stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,364thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,429thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 3,100thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,151stLargest Mining Sector: 3,723rdHighest Economic Output: 3,841stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,951stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,240thHighest Average Incomes: 5,632ndLargest Publishing Industry: 5,872ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,792ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,100thMost Efficient Economies: 9,837thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 14,014thLargest Populations: 14,088thSmartest Citizens: 16,516thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,479thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 18,914thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,608thMost Cultured: 20,743rdLargest Black Market: 21,632ndMost Pro-Market: 24,075th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the region

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