The Never Lying of Pooka Nights is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, cynical population of 4.616 billion Pooka Nightsians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.1%.

The thriving Pooka Nightsian economy, worth 267 trillion Glamours a year, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 57,963 Glamours, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 182,054 per year while the poor average 14,130, a ratio of 12.9 to 1.

Pooka Nightsian soldiers are assured their new ray-guns will finally power up after the next round of ominous chanting, childish pranks are no laughing matter, the nation's reputation for treachery has left it sidelined on the international stage, and the number of students attending university has reached a record high. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pooka Nights's national animal is the All, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Pooka Nights is ranked 117,746^th in the world and 74^th in Caer Sidi for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 69.83 Workforce Participation Rate.