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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6,393rdMost Influential: 6,878thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,861st
The Still Socialist Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
We love dumpsters! and all hail the holy mushroom
The Supreme Leader
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Poo Poo Dumpsters

Population3.021 billion

LeaderThe Supreme Leader

CurrencyDoo Doo Coins

The Still Socialist Republic of Poo Poo Dumpsters is a massive, safe nation, ruled by The Supreme Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, parental licensing program, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.021 billion Poo Poo Dumpstersians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Doodoodumpsterila. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 86.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Poo Poo Dumpstersian economy, worth 440 trillion Doo Doo Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 145,843 Doo Doo Coins, with the richest citizens earning 7.8 times as much as the poorest.

Carrots are orange, apples are red and food waste is increasing, schoolboys trained in chivalry are encouraged to duel other boys for a maiden's hand, there is something rotten in the state of Poo Poo Dumpsters, and only criminals carry guns. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Poo Poo Dumpsters's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Mushroom.

Poo Poo Dumpsters is ranked 16,544th in the world and 371st in the Rejected Realms for Smartest Citizens, with 70.02 quips per hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6,393rdMost Influential: 6,878thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,861stLowest Crime Rates: 8,063rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,067thMost Developed: 10,539thLargest Governments: 10,647thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,872ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,247thHealthiest Citizens: 11,329thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,559thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,620thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,970thMost Inclusive: 12,674thMost Efficient Economies: 12,791stMost Subsidized Industry: 12,953rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,007thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,182ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,188thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 13,530thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,125thMost Patriotic: 14,584thSmartest Citizens: 16,544thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,607thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,608thHighest Average Incomes: 16,616thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,862ndSafest: 16,906thHighest Food Quality: 17,015thMost Corrupt Governments: 18,361stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 19,060thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,314thMost Secular: 24,358th
Most Influential: 68th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 73rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 188th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 189th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 200th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 226th in the regionMost Developed: 235th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 249th in the regionLargest Governments: 251st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 253rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 262nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 267th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 273rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 274th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 275th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 293rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 294th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 299th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 315th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 325th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 332nd in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 351st in the regionMost Patriotic: 351st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 369th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 371st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 374th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 378th in the regionSafest: 386th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 395th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 421st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 424th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 426th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 603rd in the regionMost Secular: 617th in the region

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