The Still Socialist Republic of Poo Poo Dumpsters is a massive, safe nation, ruled by The Supreme Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, parental licensing program, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.021 billion Poo Poo Dumpstersians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Doodoodumpsterila. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 86.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Poo Poo Dumpstersian economy, worth 440 trillion Doo Doo Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 145,843 Doo Doo Coins, with the richest citizens earning 7.8 times as much as the poorest.

Carrots are orange, apples are red and food waste is increasing, schoolboys trained in chivalry are encouraged to duel other boys for a maiden's hand, there is something rotten in the state of Poo Poo Dumpsters, and only criminals carry guns. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Poo Poo Dumpsters's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Mushroom.

Poo Poo Dumpsters is ranked 16,544^th in the world and 371^st in the Rejected Realms for Smartest Citizens, with 70.02 quips per hour.