by Max Barry

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Safest: 760thLeast Corrupt Governments: 939thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,105th
The Constitutional Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
Dilige, et quod vis fac
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population10.324 billion

LeaderPresident Noxelia


The Constitutional Republic of Ponoxien is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Noxelia with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.324 billion Ponoxians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Defense, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lendentiae. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Ponoxian economy, worth a remarkable 2,301 trillion zinestas a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 222,966 zinestas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training, films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars, and the nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ponoxien's national animal is the owluma, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ponoxien is ranked 40,974th in the world and 8th in International Democratic Union for Most Extreme, scoring 28.92 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Safest: 760thLeast Corrupt Governments: 939thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,105thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,262ndLowest Crime Rates: 1,318thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,327thLargest Governments: 1,346thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,398thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,401stMost Inclusive: 1,435thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,459thMost Developed: 1,488thNicest Citizens: 1,517thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,669thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,793rdMost Advanced Public Education: 1,846thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,873rdLongest Average Lifespans: 1,994thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,033rdTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,339thBest Weather: 2,359thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,410thSmartest Citizens: 2,532ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,906thMost Efficient Economies: 2,969thMost Cultured: 3,043rdHealthiest Citizens: 3,211thHighest Average Incomes: 4,708thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,578thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,887thHighest Economic Output: 6,127thMost Armed: 8,362ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,655thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,724thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,865thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,325thNudest: 10,311thTop
Most Influential: 13,432ndMost Income Equality: 17,941st
Lowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 5th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionSafest: 5th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 6th in the regionNudest: 6th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 7th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionNicest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the regionMost Inclusive: 8th in the regionMost Extreme: 8th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 8th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionBest Weather: 10th in the regionMost Income Equality: 10th in the region

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