The Protectorate of Pon and Zi is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its restrictive gun laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.088 billion Pon and Zians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The tiny, moralistic, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.7%.

The very strong Pon and Zian economy, worth 62.1 trillion currencies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 57,070 currencies, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 259,727 per year while the poor average 7,666, a ratio of 33.9 to 1.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Pon and Zi's national animal is the animal, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Pon and Zi is ranked 113,054^th in the world and 4^th in Odrya for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,672.87 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.