Safest: 147th Largest Insurance Industry: 239th Most Stationary: 303rd
The Flatulent Bleatings of
Corporate Police State
Deal with it
Lord Maximillian
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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The Flatulent Bleatings of Pompous Windbags is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Lord Maximillian with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 27.044 billion Pompous Windbagsians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Windbag. The average income tax rate is 50.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Pompous Windbagsian economy, worth a remarkable 8,162 trillion bones a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an amazing 301,821 bones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun, Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park, and the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Pompous Windbags's national animal is the kestrel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.

Pompous Windbags is ranked 159,588th in the world and 16th in Free States of Gaia for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 4.86 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Safest: 147thLargest Insurance Industry: 239thMost Stationary: 303rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 318thHighest Economic Output: 339thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 470thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 548thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 604thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 707thLargest Mining Sector: 715thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 719thLowest Crime Rates: 790thMost Avoided: 889thHighest Average Incomes: 1,106thLargest Populations: 1,120thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,194thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,251stLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,383rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,541stMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,562ndTop
Fattest Citizens: 1,685thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,415thRudest Citizens: 2,485thMost Devout: 3,413thLargest Governments: 3,627thLargest Retail Industry: 3,971stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,135thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,303rdMost Influential: 5,337thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,728thMost Conservative: 7,223rdTop
Most Efficient Economies: 8,324thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,081stLargest Gambling Industry: 14,042nd
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the region

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