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Most Cheerful Citizens: 238thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 621stNicest Citizens: 2,311th
The Unified Provinces of
Civil Rights Lovefest
...we're taller than the surface of the sky...
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Polyester Football

Population7.23 billion

FaithAn Tuiseal Ginideach

CurrencyAirgead
AnimalModh Coinníolach

The Unified Provinces of Polyester Football is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, national health service, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 7.23 billion Polyester Footballians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 26.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Polyester Footballian economy, worth 986 trillion Airgeads a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 136,388 Airgeads, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, drivers regularly pull over for nonexistent police cars, students do more community service than homework, and polite commuters on the Polyester Football City Metro always let hurried workers off the train first. Crime is totally unknown. Polyester Football's national animal is the Modh Coinníolach, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is An Tuiseal Ginideach.

Polyester Football is ranked 8,881st in the world and 341st in Osiris for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 39.76 Bank.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 238thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 621stNicest Citizens: 2,311thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,388thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 4,941stLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,398thBest Weather: 6,022ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,118thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,121stLargest Mining Sector: 6,302ndMost Rebellious Youth: 7,071stMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,881stMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,167thMost Pacifist: 9,320thSmartest Citizens: 9,349thMost Developed: 11,030thTop
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Most Secular: 13,552ndMost Inclusive: 14,144thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,561stHealthiest Citizens: 15,167thMost Efficient Economies: 15,626thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16,335thHighest Average Incomes: 17,628thHighest Economic Output: 18,376thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,798thMost Cultured: 19,581stMost Advanced Public Education: 19,951stLongest Average Lifespans: 20,926th
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19th in the regionNicest Citizens: 75th in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 96th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 240th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 246th in the regionBest Weather: 273rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 285th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 321st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 341st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 377th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 407th in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 440th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 441st in the regionMost Pacifist: 495th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 534th in the regionMost Developed: 549th in the regionNudest: 595th in the regionMost Secular: 679th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 703rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 742nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 763rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Polyester Football, polite commuters on the Polyester Football City Metro always let hurried workers off the train first.
  • : Following new legislation in Polyester Football, students do more community service than homework.
  • : Following new legislation in Polyester Football, drivers regularly pull over for nonexistent police cars.
  • : Following new legislation in Polyester Football, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have.
  • : Following new legislation in Polyester Football, recognizing the Polyester Footballian flag qualifies you for citizenship.
  • : Following new legislation in Polyester Football, the ongoing space elevator construction project has elevated the national debt to all new levels.
  • : Following new legislation in Polyester Football, discarded pennies litter the streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Polyester Football, space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down.
  • : Following new legislation in Polyester Football, airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path.
  • : Following new legislation in Polyester Football, teens are voting on which C-List pop star will be next to be evicted from the opera house.

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