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Most Authoritarian: 4,917th Most Devout: 7,267th Most Conservative: 9,297th
The Najjaśniejsza Rzeczpospolita of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Bóg, Naród, Ojczyzna
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Polszcza

Population2.682 billion

CapitalWarszawa
LeaderElekt Lutosław Smitrowski
FaithKościół katolicki w Polszczy

Currencyzłoty
Animalorzeł

The Najjaśniejsza Rzeczpospolita of Polszcza is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Elekt Lutosław Smitrowski with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.682 billion Polacy are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warszawa. The average income tax rate is 74.4%.

The strong Polski economy, worth 175 trillion złoties a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Cheese Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 65,350 złoties, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Bilingual Polacy are viewed with suspicion, diaper sales are up, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list, and drawing men's naughty bits isn't considered to be art. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Polszcza's national animal is the orzeł, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kościół katolicki w Polszczy.

Polszcza is ranked 20,306th in the world and 2nd in Poland for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 2,108.15 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

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5%
Most Authoritarian: 4,917thMost Devout: 7,267thTop
10%
Most Conservative: 9,297thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,874thMost Extreme: 12,402ndLowest Crime Rates: 14,947th
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Most Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Polszcza, drawing men's naughty bits isn't considered to be art.
  • : Following new legislation in Polszcza, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list.
  • : Following new legislation in Polszcza, diaper sales are up.
  • : Following new legislation in Polszcza, bilingual Polacy are viewed with suspicion.
  • : Following new legislation in Polszcza, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man.
  • : Following new legislation in Polszcza, squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal.
  • : Following new legislation in Polszcza, seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma.
  • : Following new legislation in Polszcza, babysitters are a thing of the past.
  • : Following new legislation in Polszcza, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway.
  • : Polszcza was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead.

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