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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,860thMost Influential: 3,747thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,021st
The Republic of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
God Save The Polska Empir!
Civil Rights
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Polska Empir

Population1.439 billion


AnimalWhite Eagle

The Republic of Polska Empir is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.439 billion Poles love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warsaw. The average income tax rate is 70.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Polish economy, worth 148 trillion Złoties a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 102,948 Złoties, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash, Leader's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies, the government is in utter turmoil following the recent abolishment of the tax code, and the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Polska Empir's national animal is the White Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Polska Empir is ranked 104,357th in the world and 213th in Conch Kingdom for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 1,215.76 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,860thMost Influential: 3,747thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,021stMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,807thNicest Citizens: 9,772ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,436thMost Cultured: 11,623rdMost Devout: 12,678thMost Primitive: 13,273rdTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 14,286thHighest Food Quality: 14,714thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,853rdMost Inclusive: 15,059thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,056thLargest Publishing Industry: 16,543rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,759thLowest Crime Rates: 17,829thSafest: 20,793rdMost Pacifist: 21,270thHighest Poor Incomes: 21,553rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,933rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,667thMost Advanced Public Transport: 22,943rdLongest Average Lifespans: 23,054thMost Beautiful Environments: 23,349thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 25,356th
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 9th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 27th in the regionMost Devout: 27th in the regionTop
Most Primitive: 33rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 39th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 42nd in the regionMost Cultured: 42nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 58th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 61st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 62nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 63rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 64th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 65th in the region

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